Reed Rothchild | 9,716 Editorials Team · Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Master thread with standings Ratings key: 10 - One of your very favorite artists of all time.9 - Killer fucking band. Or artist.8 - Great sound, great songs, great albums.7 - Very good, but not quite great.6 - Pretty good. More than a few songs you like. You'd entertain the thought of seeing them live if they were in the area. Or still alive.5 - They're okay, but maybe not something you'll go out of your way to listen to.4 - Meh. There may be a song or two, or an album that you dig, but you'd rather listen to other stuff.3 - Not very good. You will more likely than not turn the station if they come on the radio.2 - Not your cup of tea at all. Some people like this, but you are not one of them.1 - Horrible in every way.0 - In the running for worst artist/musician of all time. You would rather take a cheese grater to your face than listen to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarzombie | 929 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Is this really debatable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,216 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) 10!!!! thats my wife! Edited January 30, 2020 by skinnygrinny 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulpa | 3,588 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Early pop stuff is typical pop treacle from its era. No worse than anything else. Her later dance stuff was better. Might not be for everyone, but it hit its niche pretty damn square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,216 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 It’s Britney bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd39 | 2,050 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 6/10 Not a fan of the ballads, but I like the catchy dance tunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captmorgandrinker | 1,651 Administrator · Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Zero. I think I would rather listen to Lil Xan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarzombie | 929 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 2. Shes not a musician, she's an entertainer / dancer. She helped usher in the hot chick pop/dancer vibe. She can barely sing, but shes hot, can dance and thats it. Manufactured music for people to buy devoid of art. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Rothchild | 9,716 Editorials Team · Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share Posted January 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, captmorgandrinker said: Zero. I think I would rather listen to Lil Xan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doner24 | 1,206 Moderator · Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Easy 10. One of the most entertaining concerts I’ve ever been to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,216 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Cot damn cot damn little xan you da man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCode | 159 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 0/10. Personifies the term "Hot Garbage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH | 5,081 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Guys, this is a music poll. If you're voting a 10, you're voting with your eyes and not your ears. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDIRunner | 2,818 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, RH said: Guys, this is a music poll. If you're voting a 10, you're voting with your eyes and not your ears. You sure they aren't voting with... something else? Edited January 30, 2020 by TDIRunner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captmorgandrinker | 1,651 Administrator · Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 minute ago, TDIRunner said: You are they aren't voting with... something else? Well, technically WIlly has one eye. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,216 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 18 minutes ago, RH said: Guys, this is a music poll. If you're voting a 10, you're voting with your eyes and not your ears. Lol nostalgia though. “Hit me baby one more time” perfect time portal for me. Plus that “lucky” jam what! 10! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDIRunner | 2,818 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) I was in high school when Hit Me Baby One More Time was released, so Britney was a pretty big deal in my school. I don't think I ever owned any of her music, but I would still admit that some of her music is kind of catchy. If I'm going off the rating key, I guess I have to give her a 6 even though that feels high. Funny story. In college, one of my friends was a huge fan of hers. We got to talking about her live performances and I mentioned something about how she doesn't sing live. My friend of course didn't believe me. I explained that while it's certainly her voice in the recording studio, she and most performers like her don't actually sing at most live performances. I thought my friend was going to kill me for breaking that to her. I asked her if she thought it was odd that the live performance sounded exactly the same as her album, but she insisted that Britney was just that good of a singer. Edited January 30, 2020 by TDIRunner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarzombie | 929 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Its manufactured to be catchy. The people who write those songs for these artists are genius though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultGen | 5,621 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 5/10. I would put most of the Brittney songs in this thread on over modern top 40 pop stuff, so it can't be that bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captmorgandrinker | 1,651 Administrator · Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 14 minutes ago, DefaultGen said: 5/10. I would put most of the Brittney songs in this thread on over modern top 40 pop stuff, so it can't be that bad. I would put the sounds emitting from my bathroom above modern top 40 stuff, so that isn't too high of a bar to clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJimtendo | 1,199 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 That toxic video though 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJimtendo | 1,199 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Oh and that song that ke$ha wrote that sounds like Britney singing a ke$ha song. That shit is also dope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulpa | 3,588 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 minute ago, SuperJimtendo said: Oh and that song that ke$ha wrote that sounds like Britney singing a ke$ha song. That shit is also dope Funny, when I first heard it, I was like, "Is Britney covering a Ke$ha song I've never heard?" Because something in the meter and cadence of the lyrics made me think of it. Then I found out Ke$ha wrote it. She's got a distinctive lyric writing voice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Hill | 276 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) I like the chorus to "Toxic" and that's about it. Edited January 30, 2020 by Silent Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,216 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 hours ago, guitarzombie said: 2. Shes not a musician, she's an entertainer / dancer. She helped usher in the hot chick pop/dancer vibe. She can barely sing, but shes hot, can dance and thats it. Manufactured music for people to buy devoid of art. ”she can barely sing” compared to who Whitney Houston? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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