RH | 5,212 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, zi said: As graceful as a giraffe on the plains and elegant as a frame on one of those fancy museum paintings, Britany smiled and said hello. I then realized her music prowess wasn't hours of both voice and dance practice, meticulously crafting a stage personality, and constant management of what we now call social media presence- she had, with a smile, stolen my very power to speak. True, or not, this is the "x-factor", "wow factor", what the french call a certain "I don't know". Again, Disney (and music labels) find and exploit this because these people can sell literally anything to tens, if not hundreds, of millions of people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,272 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, RH said: Just curious Skinny. Do you sing or play an instrument? Rotfl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Rothchild | 9,932 Editorials Team · Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share Posted January 30, 2020 18 minutes ago, Tulpa said: I'm so glad Brock started these threads. *tapping on fishbowl* ICP coming up next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,272 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 29 minutes ago, guitarzombie said: Heres an example. This is Joie Giordano. I know her but not that well. I do know the band members really well (I taught guitar with the guitar player and drummer at the same school). They would do a live band karaoke and she would bartend. Im saying to myself what does this girl not have that all those singers have? Yet she's serving me drinks and singing in front of like 25 people. Pretty good but not Britney Spears. Joie is like gets local gigs good and that’s better than most. my uncle “tommy tunes” played music his whole life. Local gigs in the Florida keys. “ Florida straits band” with “rocket man” the pirate. Rumor has it rocket man is kin to Katie perry? anyway he was pretty good and a talented guitarist. And it paid his bills. But he never “made it”. He couldn’t sing very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarzombie | 936 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, skinnygrinny said: Pretty good but not Britney Spears. Wow... ok. Well whenever you get to play an instrument or sing, get back to me and let me know what you think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skorp | 387 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 I'll admit, Toxic is a pretty catchy song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quest4Nes | 377 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) 23 minutes ago, guitarzombie said: Wow... ok. Well whenever you get to play an instrument or sing, get back to me and let me know what you think! Did he even listen to her? Lol. Shes 10 fold the singer spears is. Thats her live voice. Britney Spears is a studio voice. Edited January 30, 2020 by Quest4Nes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,272 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 34 minutes ago, guitarzombie said: Wow... ok. Well whenever you get to play an instrument or sing, get back to me and let me know what you think! Sounds good. I’ll start singing and play some guitar tonight and let you know if i change my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Rothchild | 9,932 Editorials Team · Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share Posted January 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, skinnygrinny said: Sounds good. I’ll start singing and play some guitar tonight and let you know if i change my mind. Where's Toxie and dra600n when we need them 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,272 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Just now, Reed Rothchild said: Where's Toxie and dra600n when we need them They would be ripping their hair out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,272 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 24 minutes ago, Quest4Nes said: Did he even listen to her? Lol. Shes 10 fold the singer spears is. Thats her live voice. Britney Spears is a studio voice. I did listen to joie. She is a very talented singer. I never said Britney Spears is a great singer I just can’t believe people will say she can barley sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarzombie | 936 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Reed Rothchild said: Where's Toxie and dra600n when we need them Did Toxie change his name? He was another fellow Allan Holdsworth fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doner24 | 1,224 Moderator · Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,272 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) I mean... seems like a decent singer to me. But I don’t play any instruments or sing so I’m not really allowed to have an opinion rotfl! hey that guy isn’t a very good cook. oh ya?! Have you ever cooked before? Edited January 30, 2020 by skinnygrinny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarzombie | 936 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Lol no but it'll help you tell the difference between very good and average Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,272 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, guitarzombie said: Lol no but it'll help you tell the difference between very good and average Well I never said what was very good or average. I only said Britney Spears can sing better than “can barley sing”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themisfit138 | 523 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1/10 She is hot, but the music is typical pop shlock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captmorgandrinker | 1,654 Administrator · Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Calan87 said: Gah… another leader in the music industry that this place is tearing down because you don't have an ear for her type of music. There is no doubting she took music to a new level and has been behind the scenes helping other artists in their career. music came a long way because of her. yall should be ashamed of the trash yall are saying! specifically looking at you @captmorgandrinker !!! Either your sarcasm is on point, or we have completely different ideas of what "music" is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd39 | 2,098 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Pop music has always been manufactured to a large degree. Most Motown artists didn't write their own songs. That doesn't mean that it's bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Rothchild | 9,932 Editorials Team · Posted January 31, 2020 Author Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, guitarzombie said: Did Toxie change his name? He was another fellow Allan Holdsworth fan. Well, he did change his name. But no, I think he's taking a sabbatical for mental and emotional health needs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trj22487 | 350 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Toxic is actually initially sung by Cathy Dennis, who had a big hit with "Touch Me" in the early 1990s I own a large collection of vintage late 90s/early 2000s jukebox 45s with title strips, many of them I feel are very rare records I own five Britney Spears ones. The picture sleeves for these are so rare they are almost non-existent. I think even Discogs says they don't exist, but they do. I own the only sleeve for 'Oops I Did It Again' I've ever seen, and I've seen ones for the others only once or twice in the decade+ I've been collecting vinyl records. I was in 6th grade in 1998. Every boy had that CD I'm pretty sure haha. Mostly because her fly was unzipped on the inner cover. The first two albums were the only ones I thought had anything of quality. It's top notch Swedish Pop. 'Sometimes' and 'From The Bottom of my Broken Heart' are actually really good songs, well sung and produced. And the Sonny & Cher cover on her first CD? Not bad at all. But her 'barely illegal' vibes certainly sold the music and videos, haha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCode | 159 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, mbd39 said: Pop music has always been manufactured to a large degree. Most Motown artists didn't write their own songs. That doesn't mean that it's bad. No, but they played and sang the FUCK out of them to a degree this world had never seen before. You are right about the lack of songwriting on many Motown performers' part, but as musical performers they were some of the most talented in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd39 | 2,098 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 18 minutes ago, MachineCode said: No, but they played and sang the FUCK out of them to a degree this world had never seen before. You are right about the lack of songwriting on many Motown performers' part, but as musical performers they were some of the most talented in history. That's a good point. There was no autotune back then either. They had to be able to sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJimtendo | 1,210 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 3 hours ago, guitarzombie said: Did Toxie change his name? He was another fellow Allan Holdsworth fan. Used to work with a guy that was a huge holdsworth fan and also a big britney fan so there’s that for you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCode | 159 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 minute ago, SuperJimtendo said: Used to work with a guy that was a huge holdsworth fan and also a big britney fan so there’s that for you Just because you like fine dining doesn't mean you can't enjoy McDonalds every now and again. Sometimes you just like something despite knowing that it's basically crap. Nothing wrong with that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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