...Or the Super Nintendo with its shitty yellow plastic and faulty PPU. (I like how you left that one out. )
Occasional pin contact issues aside, I been had my original Nintendo for 30 years and it fired up just fine the other day. It's the only console I've ever had that got serious playtime and still runs like a champ.
I've had 2 2600s, 2 Supers (bad PPU), 2 PS2s, 2 PSPs, 3 GBAs (2 SPs), 2 DSs, 2 PS3s (Launch 60 gig didn't work straight out the box), 3 360s, and a Switch with joycons that wander harder than a hobbit across 3 boring ass movies.
I love the 360 and if I could boil the fucking RRD to get it working again, it'd be on the stove every spaghetti night.
The og Gameboy (I don't own one anymore) and the PS Vita are the only others that hold a candle. And the Vita has at least another decade of service before I can consider it in the running.